- Ozzie Xylander, Ekbu III Correspondent writes:

Cease Fire On Ekbu III

At 06/23/2013 at 23:21 the skirmish between the forces of Pawcatkittyness and the forces of JoshuaEvil have ended as quickly as they began. The short conflict, which started on 06/23/2013 at 23:19, claimed 614 lives on both sides of the engagement.

The skirmish came as a surprise to the citizens of Ekbu III as the first shells hit their targets. Experts expected this conflict to draw on longer than it did. Skeptics warn that this decline should not be considered permanent and that more hostilities are probable as long as relations between the two factions remain strained.