- Jovanna Simpson, Ekbu V Correspondent writes:

Cease Fire On Ekbu V

At 04/11/2013 at 19:06 the skirmish between the forces of Siiksai and the forces of Pawcatkittyness have ended as quickly as they began. The short conflict, which started on 04/11/2013 at 18:15, claimed 1,713 lives on both sides of the engagement.

The skirmish came as a surprise to the citizens of Ekbu V as the first shells hit their targets. Experts expected this conflict to draw on longer than it did. Skeptics warn that this decline should not be considered permanent and that more hostilities are probable as long as relations between the two factions remain strained.