- Wendy Jenkins, Cissse XIV Correspondent writes:

Planetary Battle Begins on Cissse XIV

A large battle began today at 02/23/2013 at 02:35 on Cissse XIV. Forces of Clubbers engaged contingents belonging to FatBoiMike in a violent clash of explosions and weapons fire.

Sources indicate that no end to the conflict can be determined at this time. The battle, in its early stages, has already claimed 4 lives and has seen 1 military assets left destroyed. The citizens of Cissse XIV are concerned of the conflict. No reports of civilian casualties have been made, however, at this time it is too early to determine whether the conflict will claim lives of the citizens of Cissse XIV.