- Wilbur Sutherland, Cogthu XV Correspondent writes:

Balance of power shifts on Cogthu XV

New census data from the Galactic Census Commission released today indicates that Dekker3D is now majority controller of Cogthu XV. This is great news for the people of Dekker3D as it indicates great growth and enormous prosperity.

The majority controller of Cogthu XV was previously Dekker3D who lost the title when Dekker3D acquired 75% of the planet's population. Experts speculate as to how this change will impact the political relationship between Dekker3D and Dekker3D.