- Maren Gifford, Optrnu VIII Correspondent writes:

Balance of power shifts on Optrnu VIII

New census data from the Galactic Census Commission released today indicates that Acoupleofducks is now majority controller of Optrnu VIII. This is great news for the people of Acoupleofducks as it indicates great growth and enormous prosperity.

The majority controller of Optrnu VIII was previously who lost the title when Acoupleofducks acquired 75% of the planet's population. Experts speculate as to how this change will impact the political relationship between Acoupleofducks and .