- Jeremy Blumke, Aurelium IV Correspondent writes:

Balance of power shifts on Aurelium IV

New census data from the Galactic Census Commission released today indicates that trifler is now majority controller of Aurelium IV. This is great news for the people of trifler as it indicates great growth and enormous prosperity.

The majority controller of Aurelium IV was previously trifler who lost the title when trifler acquired 75% of the planet's population. Experts speculate as to how this change will impact the political relationship between trifler and trifler.