- Jeffrey Rossi, GNS News writes:

Citizens of SS.Fuck.UA 2 upset about the Unemployment Rate

Reporters inside SS.Fuck.UA 2 are reporting that Unemployment Rates have driven the population of SS.Fuck.UA 2 to march in protest of Agatian's policies. "This is absolutely ridiculous!" says one disgruntled citizen of SS.Fuck.UA 2. "How can Agatian expect the people of this planet to go on living with the Unemployment Rate being as it is? It?s bad policies that lead people like myself to take such drastic actions! Agatian needs to pay more attention to the Unemployment Rate or we all may be forced to take more drastic actions!"

You heard it from us first folks. If Agatian is listening then its probably best if Agatian heeds the words of his disgruntled citizens and does something soon about the Unemployment Rate. That's all from SS.Fuck.UA 2 for now but we'll keep you updated with the latest on the Unemployment Rate situation.