- Jeffrey Rossi, GNS News writes:

Citizens of Cismza IX upset about the Unemployment Rate

Reporters inside Cismza IX are reporting that Unemployment Rates have driven the population of Cismza IX to march in protest of Tyfooni's policies. "This is absolutely ridiculous!" says one disgruntled citizen of Cismza IX. "How can Tyfooni expect the people of this planet to go on living with the Unemployment Rate being as it is? It?s bad policies that lead people like myself to take such drastic actions! Tyfooni needs to pay more attention to the Unemployment Rate or we all may be forced to take more drastic actions!"

You heard it from us first folks. If Tyfooni is listening then its probably best if Tyfooni heeds the words of his disgruntled citizens and does something soon about the Unemployment Rate. That's all from Cismza IX for now but we'll keep you updated with the latest on the Unemployment Rate situation.