- Janette Wilson, Perssi II Correspondent writes:

Cease Fire On Perssi II

At 08/29/2016 at 04:57 the skirmish between the forces of Pirates and the forces of Sniv have ended as quickly as they began. The short conflict, which started on 08/29/2016 at 04:53, claimed 2,512 lives on both sides of the engagement.

The skirmish came as a surprise to the citizens of Perssi II as the first shells hit their targets. Experts expected this conflict to draw on longer than it did. Skeptics warn that this decline should not be considered permanent and that more hostilities are probable as long as relations between the two factions remain strained.