- Dolly Peters, Ache XII Correspondent writes:

Cease Fire On Ache XII

At 06/16/2016 at 12:14 the skirmish between the forces of BeepBeep and the forces of Pirates have ended as quickly as they began. The short conflict, which started on 06/16/2016 at 12:16, claimed 2,088 lives on both sides of the engagement.

The skirmish came as a surprise to the citizens of Ache XII as the first shells hit their targets. Experts expected this conflict to draw on longer than it did. Skeptics warn that this decline should not be considered permanent and that more hostilities are probable as long as relations between the two factions remain strained.