- Janette Wilson, Cogthu II Correspondent writes:

Conflict Breaks Out on Cogthu II

Battle elements belonging to Clubbers engaged in combat with the forces of Pirates on 08/29/2014 at 15:49. The conflicts were reported to take place sporadically on Cogthu II.

Citizens of Cogthu II are bracing for the possibility of an extended conflict. So far, both sides are reporting minor losses of 26. The death toll is expected to only increase as this conflict develops.