- Jeffrey Rossi, Perss writes:

DirtyHarry has received a promotion to Overseer!

GNS News correspondents are reporting from inside the government of DirtyHarry today as citizens prepare for the official announcement of DirtyHarry's promotion to Overseer. This promotion comes as great news to all the citizens of DirtyHarry as it gives them something to be proud of in their leader. Despite strong challenges from others seeking the same glory DirtyHarry has managed to rise above them all and attain the rank of Overseer as they continue their rise to the top of the ranks and continue to gain power within the Senate.

GNS News political correspondents speculate that this promotion may come as a double-edged sword for DirtyHarry. While DirtyHarry is now in a better position on the political forefront, stronger powers and other aspiring leaders may see this as a possible threat towards their positions and seek to undo this recent accomplishment.

With the citizens of DirtyHarry just beginning their celebrations perhaps now would be the perfect time for DirtyHarry's enemies to strike and take advantage of an otherwise distracted populace. Only time will tell what will happen as a result of DirtyHarry's promotion but GNS News correspondents will remain on the scene to monitor any upcoming developments as they arise.