- Oran Legrand, Nomjga XII Correspondent writes:

Cease Fire On Nomjga XII

At 10/04/2013 at 20:43 the skirmish between the forces of LordOfTheLargePants and the forces of Clubbers have ended as quickly as they began. The short conflict, which started on 10/04/2013 at 19:58, claimed 79 lives on both sides of the engagement.

The skirmish came as a surprise to the citizens of Nomjga XII as the first shells hit their targets. Experts expected this conflict to draw on longer than it did. Skeptics warn that this decline should not be considered permanent and that more hostilities are probable as long as relations between the two factions remain strained.