- Janette Wilson, Cogthu V Correspondent writes:

Conflict Breaks Out on Cogthu V

Battle elements belonging to Deveroes and LordOfTheLargePants engaged in combat with the forces of Sniv on 09/25/2013 at 21:06. The conflicts were reported to take place sporadically on Cogthu V.

Citizens of Cogthu V are bracing for the possibility of an extended conflict. So far, both sides are reporting minor losses of 119. The death toll is expected to only increase as this conflict develops.