- Maren Gifford, Cogthu XIV Correspondent writes:

Planetary Battle Begins on Cogthu XIV

A large battle began today at 09/25/2013 at 14:08 on Cogthu XIV. Forces of LordOfTheLargePants engaged contingents belonging to Sniv in a violent clash of explosions and weapons fire.

Sources indicate that no end to the conflict can be determined at this time. The battle, in its early stages, has already claimed 188 lives and has seen 1 military assets left destroyed. The citizens of Cogthu XIV are concerned of the conflict. No reports of civilian casualties have been made, however, at this time it is too early to determine whether the conflict will claim lives of the citizens of Cogthu XIV.