- Maribeth Yuzda, Nomjga V Correspondent writes:

Decline in Combat on Nomjga V

Hostilites on Nomjga V have come to a decline as of 09/23/2013 at 15:42. The conflict has already claimed at least 22 lives and seen the loss of 22 units and facilities.

Battle began 09/23/2013 at 15:52 when battle elements of LordOfTheLargePants engaged the forces of Clubbers. Skeptics feel this decline in combat may only be temporary and warn against regarding it as a downward trend.

Citizens of Nomjga V are equally skeptical as the combat has already claimed countless lives of civilians and wrecked 22 facilities on both sides of the war. The individual colonial governments are anxious to begin the rebuilding process.