- Sarah Daecher, Cogthu VII Correspondent writes:

Planetary Battle Begins on Cogthu VII

A large battle began today at 09/17/2013 at 19:43 on Cogthu VII. Forces of LordOfTheLargePants engaged contingents belonging to Sniv in a violent clash of explosions and weapons fire.

Sources indicate that no end to the conflict can be determined at this time. The battle, in its early stages, has already claimed 3 lives and has seen 0 military assets left destroyed. The citizens of Cogthu VII are concerned of the conflict. No reports of civilian casualties have been made, however, at this time it is too early to determine whether the conflict will claim lives of the citizens of Cogthu VII.