- Nasha Vanderbilt, Cogthu IX Correspondent writes:

Conflict Breaks Out on Cogthu IX

Battle elements belonging to LordOfTheLargePants engaged in combat with the forces of Sniv on 09/17/2013 at 10:01. The conflicts were reported to take place sporadically on Cogthu IX.

Citizens of Cogthu IX are bracing for the possibility of an extended conflict. So far, both sides are reporting minor losses of 22. The death toll is expected to only increase as this conflict develops.