- Joseph Weber, Cogthu VI Correspondent writes:

WAR in Cogthu VI!

Hostilities continue on Cogthu VI where forces have been engaged since 09/16/2013 at 21:38 in a massive conflict for control. The death toll has reached 273 dead and numerous more wounded on both sides of this horrific engagement.

The battle, which includes forces from Deveroes and LordOfTheLargePants fighting against elements of Sniv, has seen 1 units destroyed and over 272 facilities left in ruin. The GTC has predicted a massive strain on the economy of Cogthu VI due to this conflict. However, sources within the GTC indicate that all trade routes are still intact.

Citizens of Cogthu VI are feeling the pressure of the clash as 11,126,015 jobs have been removed from the economy due to damaged facilities and 4,055,300 homes have been demolished. Some citizens have begun the process of fleeing Cogthu VI while others are determined to weather the onslaught. One citizen stated, "This is our home. I was here when we made planetfall and saw the first cornerstones of this colony established."