- Frederick Vogel, Sahtogas VII Correspondent writes:

Decline in Combat on Sahtogas VII

Hostilites on Sahtogas VII have come to a decline as of 09/14/2013 at 09:59. The conflict has already claimed at least 137 lives and seen the loss of 124 units and facilities.

Battle began 09/14/2013 at 09:59 when battle elements of LordOfTheLargePants and Deveroes engaged the forces of Sniv. Skeptics feel this decline in combat may only be temporary and warn against regarding it as a downward trend.

Citizens of Sahtogas VII are equally skeptical as the combat has already claimed countless lives of civilians and wrecked 122 facilities on both sides of the war. The individual colonial governments are anxious to begin the rebuilding process.